Thứ Tư, 22 tháng 6, 2016

A white guy, black guy, and Mexican

A white man, black man, and a Mexican are stranded on an island. A Tribe finds them and the chief of the tribe says "alright, if you want to survive, go into the jungle and grab 10 fruit on one kind each." So the men go into the jungle and bring back fruit. The Mexican comes back and has 10 apples. The chief then told him "alright, if you want to live, shove these up your ass and don't show any emotion, if you show emotion I'll kill you" the Mexican gets to the 2nd apple and cries in pain, so the tribe kills him. The white man brought back blackberries, and he did the same. When he got to the 9th black berry he saw the black man coming back with watermelons, but he didn't react, and shoves them all up his ass. The chief exclaimed "NO ONE HAS EVER PASSED, can you tell me, how did you pass?" Then the white man says "well, you see, I'm subscribed to /r/jokes, and I see this joke EVERY FUCKING DAY"

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