God went to the Arabs and said: "I have Commandments that'll make your lives better."
The Arabs asked: "What are they, can you give us an example?"
God said: "Thou shall not kill."
The Arab were shocked and refused Gods offering
So he went to the Mexicans and said: "I have commandments that'll make your lives better."
When asked for an example God said: "Thou shall not steal."
The Mexicans were insulted and refused.
Lastly, God went to the Jews: "I have Co..."
Before he could finish the Jews blasted out: "HOW MUCH DO THEY COST??"
God replied: "Nothing, they're free."
The Jews answered: "Good, we shall take ten!"
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