Thứ Sáu, 23 tháng 9, 2016

Three women were sitting in a hot tub

one older lady and two slightly younger - when suddenly there was a beeping sound.

The first younger woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager" she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rang and the second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished she explained, "that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip implanted in my hand."

The older woman felt very low-tech and not to be out-done, she decided to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the hot tub, went to the bathroom and returned with a long piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

The older woman finally said "well, will you look at that .... I'm getting a fax."

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