What's your best memory? (NSFW)

A young journalist travelled to the Ozark mountains to find some new material to write about. He arrives in a hodunk town and finds an old timer sitting on his porch. He walks up to the man and asks if he could interview him and the man agrees. "So, what is one of your fondest experiences?" The old man thinks for a minute and says, "Well, one time my neighbors goat got lost. We rounded up a bunch of neighbors and went out to find it. We found it, fucked it, and brought it back to town" The journalist thinks 'what the fuck, I can't write about this' and then asks, "Well, what's another one of your fondest memories?" The old timer ponders for a minute and then says, "Whelp, another time my neighbors daughter got lost. We rounded up all the neighbors, went out and found her, fucked her, and then brought her back to town." The journalist is incredibly disturbed and is about to end the interview but decides to ask one last question. "So what is one of the worst experiences of your life?" The old timer responds without missing a beat. "I got lost once"

First post, I don't know how to do an NSFW tag.