- Doctor, I want to live very old

• Do you drink?
  
• Never, only water.
  
• You smoke?
  
• Oh no, my body is a temple
  
• Do you have crazy nights out dancing while doing cocaine and coming back home to have unprotected sex with multiple partners?
  
• Never, I'm single and abstinent.
  
• I see. So could you explain me exactly why you want to live old?