She said hello and I was rather taken aback because I couldn't place where I knew her from.
So I asked, "Do you know me?"
To which she replied, "I think you’re the father of one of my kids."
Now. my mind traveled back to the only time I have ever been unfaithful to my wife and I said, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"
She looks into my eyes and said calmly, "No, I’m your son’s teacher."
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