The teacher asked the class 'Who created the universe?' Todd poked Claire with his pencil and she jumped up yelling 'GOD ALMIGHTY!' 'Correct Claire' The class goes on for a few minutes and the teacher asks 'Now, can anyone tell me who died on the cross?' Todd poked Claire again and she leapt up and shouted 'JESUS CHRIST!' 'Correct again Claire' And the class continues until the teacher asks a third question 'What did Eve say to Adam after they had their 23rd child?' Again Todd poked Claire, and she yelled out 'I SWEAR IF YOU POKE THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I'M GOING TO SNAP IT IN HALF!'
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