A man at a bar spots two beautiful woman at a table nearby.

He turns to the bartender and says "I would like to buy those women a drink."

The bartender looks over and, recognizing the women, replies "I don't know, they might not be interested."

But the man is persistent, and the bartender shrugs and delivers the drinks. After a minute of nothing but some awkward glances, the man walks up and introduces himself, asking "How are you ladies enjoying your drinks?"

The first woman responds "Thank you, and I'm flattered, but you see, we're lesbians."

The man, confused as he had never heard the term before, asks "A lesbian, whats that?"

The second woman, annoyed, bluntly states "It means we like to eat pussy."

The man suddenly brightens up, sits himself down at the table, and shouts to the bar "Hey! Three drinks for us lesbians!"