My 16 year old daughter came home today and said:
"Dad, I'd like you to meet my new boyfriend Mike."
"Are you kidding me?!" I said, "What the fuck are you doing with this ugly loser? Don't scrape the barrel, you can do much better than this!"
"Dad!!" my daughter screamed, "Mike is lovely!"
"I know." I replied "I was talking to him."
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