Paddy English man, Irish man and Welsh man are on the beach. They see a mermaid sitting on a rock. The most beautiful creature they had ever seen.
English man goes up and asks, have you every been kissed? The mermaid is all coy and says no. English man gives her a gentle kiss on the cheek.Welsh man goes up and asks, have you ever been hugged. Again the mermaid says no so he hugs her.
Irish man rocks up and asks, Ever been fucked? The mermaid goes a bit red in the face and says no.To which Irish man replies, you are now, the tides gone out.
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