So a line of women are before a priest before they become nuns

As the first one approaches the priest asks if she’s ever come in contact with a penis. She says “Yes I once saw a penis.”

The priest says “Wash your eyes with holy water and go on to the seminary sister.”

The second approaches and states she has once touched a penis. The priest says “Wash your hands with holy water and go on to the seminary sister.”

Suddenly there is a lot of commotion in the line. The priest asks what is going on. One of the women yells, “If I’m going to have to gargle the holy water, I want to go before Mary-Katherine washes her ass with it!”