Wandering aimlessly and starving, They are about to lie down and accept their death when all of a sudden Luis says.........
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, candied bacon, smoked bacon ... In fact there is every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we are saved! Issa bacon tree."
"Luis, maybe it's a mirage? We're in the desert, don't forget."
"Pepe, since when did you ever hear of a mirage that smells like bacon...its no mirage, it's a bacon tree."
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to about 5 meters away, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun open fires on them and Luis drops like a wet sock. Luis, mortally wounded, warns Pepe with his dying breath,
"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, its not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis mi amigo... What is it? "
"Pepe.. its not a bacon tree. Its
Its
Its
Its
Its a ham bush!"
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