Thứ Bảy, 17 tháng 3, 2018

A scrawny, skinny lumberjack asks a local lumber company if they're hiring

"Sure, but we ain't taking you. You're a skinny little shit and this is work for a big man."

Outraged, the skinny lumberjack rips the hatchet right off the bigger lumberjack's belt, walks over to a redwood tree, and knocks it down with one swing.

"Ok, then, you're hired. Just tell me this: where on earth did you learn a skill like that?"

"the sahara forest" the scrawny lumberjack replies.

"you mean sahara desert?"

"sure, if that's what they call it now."

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