Light blue.
Whats green and doesn't weigh much?
Light green.
Whats pink and doesn't weigh much?
Light pink
Whats black and doesn't weigh much?
African children.
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When erect it proudly reads Wendy on the side of his shaft, but when soft it only shows Wy . While on his honeymoon in the Caribbean, he ...
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Because she wanted to see the task manager.
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