Thứ Bảy, 28 tháng 4, 2018

A Chinaman and a Jew were drinking in a bar

when all of a sudden the Jew knocks the Chinaman out of his barstool

Chinaman: “What’s that for?!!”

Jew: “That’s for Pearl Harbor!!”

Chinaman: “That wasn’t us, that was the Japanese!” To which the Jew replies, “Chinese, Japanese, Siamese. they’re all the same!”

They put the instance aside and continue drinking.

A little while passes and the Chinaman out of nowhere gives the Jew a mean left hook knocking him on his ass.

Jew: “What in hell is that for?!!”

Chinaman: “That’s for the Titanic!!”

Jew: “That wasn’t the Jews that was an iceberg!!” without missing a beat the Chinaman replies, “Iceberg, Steinberg, Goldberg it’s all the same thing.”

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