He disliked Hell, so pretty soon he went to work improving it. He installed air conditioning, elevators, bathroom air fresheners, escalators, and all sorts of gadgetry. One day God calls Satan:
"So, how are things down there?" asks God.
"Great!" Satan replies, "we now have air conditioners, elevators, escalators and bathroom air fresheners thanks to the engineer we received."
"You have an engineer? Look man, there's been some sort of mistake. Engineers aren't supposed to be in Hell, so I'd appreciate if you could send him to me" says God.
"No way, we love having an engineer on our team. Who knows what he'll come up with next?" says Satan.
"If you don't send him up here right this minute, I'm taking you to court!" says God, visibly annoyed.
Satan replies, "Oh yeah, and where are you gonna find a lawyer?"
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