He asked St Peter “what is with all the clocks?”
St Peter responded, “These are the clocks of lies. Each person has a clock. Every time they lied on Earth the clock moves one tick.”
The man noticed a clock that wasn't moving. "Whose clock is that?" He asked. St Peter said that was Mother Teresa. She never told a lie.
“Whose is that?” Abe Lincoln's. It moved two ticks. Showing he lied twice.
Understanding the system, he asked, “Where's Donald Trump’s clock?”
St. Peter responded “It’s in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”
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