Chủ Nhật, 29 tháng 7, 2018

One day a man decides to join the US Marine corps.

During training, he just can't keep up, so the sergeant tells him to go home and wait until he's called upon as a reserve.

35 years go by and the man is still not called into action, so he decides to retire.

Out fishing one day, enjoying his retirement, a car flys past him out of control and crashes into the lake.

Fishermen from around the lake start diving in, trying to rescue the driver, but the car has descended too far into the deep water.

The man steps up, and without a second thought, jumps in.

The fishermen watch as 30 seconds pass...

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1 minute...

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2 minutes...

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3 minutes...

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"He's gone", think the fishermen, "there's no way he can survive this long under water".

After 20 minutes, the emergency services finally arrive and the fishermen direct them to where the car went down.

Suddenly, from out of nowhere, something bobs up to the surface... not one, but two people! The man had saved the driver!

As they pull themselves ashore, everyone gathers round in amazement. "How the hell did you manage to survive so long underwater and dive so deep?"

"Well, I'm retired now, but I have a lot of experience", replies the man, "I spent 35 long years as a sub-marine"

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