He says "Doc, 20 inches is way too much! I'm having trouble with my daily life, and no woman even dares to come near me! This thing has ruined my life! Is it possible to reduce it to something more manageable?"
"Surgery can't help," the doctor explains. "But while I can't recommend this officially as a physician, there's a method I've heard of that could help you out. Just out of the city, in the swamps down south, there's a golden frog that can talk. Find it, then ask it to marry you. It'll say no, of course, but every time it does your penis will shrink by 4 inches. Do it as many times as you need."
Naturally, the man was skeptical, but he decided to give it a shot - what did he have to lose, after all? So that very same day he drove south to the swamps, beginning his search for the elusive golden frog. He spent all afternoon, all evening, then all night searching for the frog, to no avail. And then, as if by some miracle, he spotted something gold and shiny perched up on a log. No question about it, it was the golden frog! Ecstatic, the man sneaked up on the frog to make sure he didn't scare it, and when he was close enough asked:
"Golden frog, will you marry me?"
"No," responded the frog with a human, female voice.
The man looked inside his pants and, lo and behold, his penis had visibly shrunk! If the doctor was right, then he was now sitting at 16 inches. It was still unmanageably large, but he was on the right track!
"Golden frog, will you marry me?" He repeated.
"No," the golden frog replied in turn.
Looking inside his pants again, the man noticed another visible shrink! This was amazing! If the doctor was right, then his penis was now only 12 inches! The man decided to ask just once more, since while an 8 inch penis was still very impressive, it was going to be small enough to not interfere with his every day life.
"Golden frog, will you marry me?"
"How many times do I have to tell you?" The frog turned to him, annoyed. "No, no, no!!!"
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