He's stuck at a crossroads between three schools - Harvard, Hampden-Sydney, and Alabama. To try and get some guidance, he asks his father,
"Well, what are my chances of getting laid at Harvard?"
"Oh, not good at all," his father says. "They're too focused on studying and working to have any fun at all."
"What about Hampden-Sydney?"
"Well, it's an all guys school, so unless you're into that, I wouldn't be too confident."
"Well, Alabama has to have something, right?"
"Alabama!" the father says with a chuckle. "Well, at Alabama, I'd say your chances of getting laid are pretty relative!"
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