A Black Man, a White Man, an Indian, and a Jew board a small plane

As they are flying, one of the engines break down. The pilot shouts to the passengers, "This plane is too heavy, we're all gonna crash! I need one of you to jump off to save the rest of us!"

The black man stands up, punches his fist into the air, and says, "I wanna be like Martin Luther King." He then leaps off the plane.

The plane manages to stay aloft, until a 2nd engine breaks down. The pilot once more shouts, "This is bad. I need another one of you to get off!"

The Indian man stands up, punches his fist into the air, and says, "I wanna be like Gandhi." He then hops off the plane.

The plane manages to continue until it is almost at the airport when a 3rd engine breaks down. The pilot makes one final request. "We're almost there, but I still need another one of you to jump!"

The white man stands up, punches his fist into the air, and says, "I wanna be like Hitler." He then pushes the Jew off the plane.