Two identical twin brothers, George and Ted, turned 100. George's hearing was just as good as ever, but Ted was slightly deaf.

An attractive female photographer came to the retirement home to take the brothers' picture. "I'm going to take your picture," she said.

"What did she say?" asked Ted. "She says she's going to take our picture," replied George. So George and Ted followed the photographer to a room.

Inside the room were two chairs. "Now sit down in these chairs," she said.

"What did she say?" asked Ted. "She says we should sit down in these chairs," replied George. So George and Ted sat down in the chairs.

The photographer pulled out her camera and pointed it at the birthday brothers. "Now let me focus," she said.

"What did she say?" asked Ted. "She says she's going to focus," replied George.

"Wow!" exclaimed Ted. "Both of us at the same time?"