At the end of the night, they both have been drinking so much that they decide to walk home. Halfway home, they both have to piss pretty badly. Nothing is open at 3AM, so they duck into a graveyard they’re passing by to squat behind a couple of tombstones. They both realize that they have nothing to wipe with, so one takes off her panties and uses them, leaving them behind; the other one grabs a ribbon from a nearby wreath and uses it. They both stumble home, part ways, and crash into bed.
The next morning, while they’re sleeping it off, one woman’s husband calls the other and says: “I’m worried about these girl’s night outs, my wife came home last night very late, and she wasn’t wearing any panties!” The other husband says: “You think that’s bad? My wife showed up late last night with a ribbon between her butt cheeks that says: ‘From all of us at the fire department: Thanks for the memories!’”
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