"Father, forgive me for I have almost had sex with another woman." he said
The priest asked: "What do you mean with 'almost'?"
The man said "Well, we got undressed and rubbed our bodies against each other, but then we stopped."
The priest said "rubbing is the same as putting it in, so pray 5 times our Lords prayer and put $100 into our offertory box."
The man left the both and went on to pray the Lords prayer as ordered. He then walked over to the offertory box and stood in front of it for a moment.
He then turned away and headed for the exit. The priest has been watching the whole situation and shouted: "Hey, you didn't out the money into the box!"
The man turned around and smiled. "I was rubbing the note against it, and you said rubbing is the same as putting it in."
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