A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with “tor” that eat other things.

The first little boy said, "Alligator." "Very good James, that's a big word." The second boy said, "Predator." “Yes, that's another big word Alan. Very well done." Little Johnny says, "Vibrator." After nearly falling off her chair, the teacher says,"That is a big word Johnny, but it doesn't eat anything." “Well my mother has one and she says it eats fucking batteries like there's no tomorrow!".