One day the nine-year-old son hides in the closet to watch what the two are doing ... Suddenly the husband comes home and the wife hides her lover in the closet.
The son whispers: "Dark in here ..."
The man: "Oh... it's you! Ehm... yes, you are right. It is dark in here."
The son: "I have a soccer ball ..."
The man: "Good for you."
The son: "Do you want to buy that?"
The man: "Nah, thank you very much!"
The son: "My father is outside!"
The man: "OK, how much?"
The son: "250$."
In the next few weeks it happens again that the son and the lover end up in the same closet.
The son: "It's dark in here ..."
The man: "Oh god... yeah, you're right."
The son: "I have sneakers."
The man, mentally sighing: "How much?"
The son: "500$."
After a few days, the father says to the son: "Take your gear and let's play soccer."
The son: "I can't, I've sold everything!"
The father: "For how much?"
The son: "For 750 euros."
The father: "It is unbelievable how you cheat on your friends, that is much more than the cost. I will take you to church for confession! That will teach you a lesson"
The father takes his son to church, puts him in the confessional and closes the door.
The son: "It's dark in here ..."
The pastor: "STOP THAT SHIT!!"
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