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Thứ Bảy, 15 tháng 11, 2014
Three guys are stranded on an island populated with cannibals.
The king of the cannibals tells them that there is a way to get out of the island if they accomplish a certain task.
So the king says to the three men, "Collect ten of any single type of fruit and bring them to me."
The three men quickly get to work and starts looking for fruits. The first man that returns has 10 bananas and offers them to the king.
But the king tells him, "It's not over yet. You are to insert all the fruits in your anus without showing any emotions. If you laugh or cry, we will eat you."
The man hesitates but proceeds to insert the 10 bananas up his anus. 1....2....- But it's too painful and he cries out of agony. The cannibals eat him instantly.
The second guy that returns has collected 10 cherries. The king also tells him to do the same thing and that the first guy that returned was eaten for crying. The second guy is happy because he is certain he can insert all the cherries in because of their small size. So he proceeds to insert the cherries with ease.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9..- But the second guy starts laughing and the cannibals also eat him.
In heaven, the first and second guy meet and discuss their unbelievable misfortune. Halfway through the conversation the first guy says to the second guy, "I was watching you from up here and I saw that you nearly completed the task but all of a sudden you laughed. Why?"
The which the second guy replies, "I saw the third guy bringing pineapples."
A fisherman comes home to his wife
A fisherman comes home to his wife after a day out on the sea. He hands her his catch and after she cleans and cooks they both sit down to a lovely fish dinner. He takes one fish and begins to eat when he notices his wife sullenly looking down at her plate.
After a concerned silence she looks up and speaks. "You always used to take the smaller fish and insist I have the bigger one for myself. I'm starting to feel that you don't love me as much as you used to."
The fisherman chuckles to himself before taking her hand and says, "My love for you hasn't changed, but your cooking has gotten much better!"
Ol' Russian joke
Comrade Stalin approaches a farmer and asks :
"Comrade, how many potatoes have we grown this season?"
"Enough to reach God, comrade!" Replied the farmer.
"But there is no God" said Stalin
"Ah, said the farmer, as there are no potatoes."
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