Proof That Surprise Kittens Are The Most Adorable Therapy

Now where do we sign up?

Soul Pancake invited stressed strangers into a big glass box for a break and some free therapy.

After walking in, they sit down on a pillow, put on headphones, and are instructed to close their eyes. The guided meditation starts, and they're told to listen to some gentle purrs.

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Little do they know what they're about to experience.

Some coaxing mantras? A French tickler?

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OH HELLO SURPRISE IT'S A KITTEN.

Having kitties around can lower stress and blood pressure, meaning they can help reduce your risk of cardiovascular diseases, as this 20-year study shows.

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IT'S A KITTY PARTY! SNUGGLES FOR EVERYONE.

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What we learned this week

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My sister tried to kiss a fish...

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nice save my friend

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27 Cats Who Will Make You Question Evolution

They’re lucky they’re so cute.

This cat who vastly over-estimated his jumping skills.

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This cat who still doesn't understand reflective surfaces.

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This cat who accepted defeat way too soon.

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This weirdo.

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Man Seeks Help Removing Ghost Cat From Washing Machine

Any ideas?

Note: not actual ghost cat (probably???).

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An excerpt:

THERE IS A FUCKING CAT HAUNTING MY FUCKING WASHING MACHINE AND I WANT IT TO GTFO.

So anyone have tips on how to do that?? I've tried everything I can think of and everything I can find online about how to get rid of ghosts, I'm talking candles and mirrors and weird rituals with herbs I can't pronounce and crucifixes and other stupid ridiculous shit and NOTHING WORKS and I even went to ask a priest at the church down the block but he just looked at me like I was crazy and I asked the fucking 1-800-PSYCHIC MEDIUM SCAMMER CHICK on the road to work but she said she only deals with humans, and is THAT the problem?

HOW DO YOU EXORCIZE [sic] A CAT?? IS THERE A WAY TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE FELINE UNDEAD???

-HOW DO I KNOW THERE IS A CAT: BECAUSE IT SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE A CAT WHEN IT CRIES ALL FUCKING NIGHT.

-HOW DO I KNOW IT IS IN THE WASHING MACHINE: BECAUSE IT CRIES ALL FUCKING NIGHT AND WHEN I GET UP TO SEARCH FOR THE SOURCE OF THE SOUND ITS THE GODDAMN WASHING MACHINE. It also cries harder when I wash my clothes.

-HOW DO I KNOW IT IS A GHOST: BECAUSE THERE ARE NO ACTUAL FUCKING CATS IN MY WASHING MACHINE. Or even in my apartment. I asked the neighbors and they don't have cats either, they can't hear any cats, cats are not allowed in the building, THERE ARE NO FUCKING ACTUAL CATS.

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Two Irish guys are fishing...

The first guy reels in his line and sees that he's snagged an old bottle.

As he's taking it off the hook, a genie pops out and promises to grant him one wish.

"Turn the lake into beer," he says. The genie goes "Poof!" and the lake turns into beer.

He says to the other guy, "So what do you think?"

The other guy says, "You jerk. Now we've got to piss in the boat."

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