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Thứ Năm, 20 tháng 11, 2014
"The Personal Touch"
The brothel’s madam opened the door to find an elderly gentleman standing there. “May I help you?” asked the madam. “I want Natalie,” replied the man. “Sir, Natalie is our most expensive girls. Perhaps someone else?” “No, I must see Natalie,” insisted the man. Just then, Natalie appeared and advised the man that she charges $1000 a visit. Without blinking an eye, he reached in his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two of them then went up to a room for an hour of the nitty gritty, after which the contented fellow left. The next evening, he appeared at the brothel again, demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts… the price was still $1000. Again, he took out the money and the two of them went up to a room. An hour later he left. No one could believe it when he showed up the third consecutive night. Again, he demanded to see Natalie, handed her the money and they went up to a room. After the hour had passed, Natalie questioned him as he lie happily exhausted on the bed. “No one in town has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?” “I’m from Los Angeles,” he replied. “Really?” Natalie said. “I have family living there.” “Yes, I know,” the man said. “Your father passed away and I’m your sister’s attorney. She asked me to personally give you $3000.”
Thứ Tư, 19 tháng 11, 2014
So a man gets pulled over for speeding...
The officer says " liscence and registration" the man says in response "But officer I.. I have a gun in my glove box" so the officer calls in his backup and the guy is sitting outside of his car when he says "I also have a body in the trunk" and then the cops have a detective come to file a report on this man and when the detective comes they start with the glove box and there's no gun, they now on to the trunk and there's no body and then the man says "and I bet he told you I was speeding too"
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