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Thứ Sáu, 21 tháng 11, 2014
21 Hardships Only Adult One Direction Fans Understand
Youth is wasted on the young.
You clear your adult social calendar for a week to emotionally prepare for video premieres.
Worth. It.
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Everyone asks who you're chaperoning when you go to their concerts.
My heart. I'm chaperoning my heart.
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You've Googled the age of consent in your home state and the UK.
Just because it's legal don't make it right.
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You want to tell Harry cautionary tales every time he gets a new tattoo.
I know, Harry. It's just so permanent.
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Punk Icon Viv Albertine Shares Her Greatest Style Moments
The Slits guitarist’s new memoir, Clothes Clothes Clothes. Music Music Music. Boys Boys Boys., catalogs a life lived in style.
From 1978 to 1981, Viv Albertine was a part of the groundbreaking all-female punk band The Slits.
Which helped paved the way for later amazing all-girl bands, feminist-tinged pop, and Riot Grrl movements.
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The Slits, along with bands like the X-Ray Spex, The Raincoats, and Blondie, added a vital female voice to the often male-dominated punk world.
Here's Viv (back row, center) with (clockwise from top left) Debbie Harry of Blondie, Siouxsie Sioux of Siouxsie and the Banshees, Pauline Black of The Selecter, Poly Styrene of X-Ray Spex, and Chrissie Hynde of The Pretenders.
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Fronted by 14-year-old dreadlocked spitfire Ari Up, The Slits released two albums in their short career: Cut and The Return of the Giant Slits.
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You might be familiar with their incredible cover of Marvin Gaye's "Heard It Through the Grapevine."
Lion tamer wanted
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.
One is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.
The circus owner tells them, “I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion.
He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history.
“Here's your equipment - chair, whip and a gun.
“Who wants to try out first?”
The girl says, “I'll go first."
She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage.
The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her.
About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles.
He continues this for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. “I've never seen a display like that in my life.”
He turns to the retired golfer and asks, “Can you top that?”
The old golfer says, “No problem, just get that lion out of there.”
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