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Thứ Bảy, 22 tháng 11, 2014
[NSFW] A husband was in the mood...
And he says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for a 69er!."
She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."
They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.
He says, "Answer the door."
She says, "Look at me! I'm a mess! I can't answer the door! YOU answer it!!."
He says "Look at my face! I can't answer the door!"
She sneaks a peek out the window and says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."
He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."
The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."
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