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Thứ Bảy, 22 tháng 11, 2014
A teacher walks into the class, and says...
"Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
Nobody stands up
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
Little Johnny stands up
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
A programmers wife asks him to go to the grocery
She says "Get a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get 12."
The programmer returns with 12 gallons of milk.
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