The Salivation Army.
Chủ Nhật, 23 tháng 11, 2014
The Cheesiest Joke I Know
What did the cracker say to the slice of cheddar?
"Say, you're looking mighty sharp today!"
To which the cheddar replied,
"Fuck you, white boy."
Thứ Bảy, 22 tháng 11, 2014
[NSFW] A husband was in the mood...
And he says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for a 69er!."
She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."
They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.
He says, "Answer the door."
She says, "Look at me! I'm a mess! I can't answer the door! YOU answer it!!."
He says "Look at my face! I can't answer the door!"
She sneaks a peek out the window and says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."
He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."
The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."
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