How I imagine guys with no link karma and tons of comment karma

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During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, "where should I put my pants"?

"Over there by mine", was not the answer I was expecting.

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Santa needs advice.

Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, "Nice bike you've got there. Did Santa bring you that?" "Yes," replies the little girl. "Well tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!" and fines her $5. The little girl looks up at the cop and says, "Nice horse you've got there, did Santa bring YOU that?" The cop chuckles and replies, "He sure did!" "Well," says the little girl, "Next year tell Santa that the dick goes under the horse, not on top of it!"

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My brother and his wife couldn't get any good pics for Easter because my nephew wouldn't come out of ninja mode.

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Grammar Pirates

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The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones...

...but the people of Abu Dhabi do.

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