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Thứ Tư, 26 tháng 11, 2014
An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class...
“In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. … But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.” A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”
In line at the bank the old asian lady in front of me got in an argument with the teller. . .
"last week I bring 200 dolla, you give me 100 yen. This week I bring 200 dolla you only give me 80 yen! Why?" The teller said "fluctuations" "yeah, well fuck you white people too!"
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