This one time I swallowed a piece of string. When it came out it was all tied up.

I shit you knot.

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The baker at my local donut shop was bragging about how the male enhancement pills he'd started taking actually worked.

And that was fine until I noticed the holes in the donuts were a little larger than usual.

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Eventually, with age he will learn to heel better.... until then, he must be dragged from tree to tree.

http://i.imgur.com/GRkfrzb.gif

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Coexist? No, wait..

http://i.imgur.com/xnN6xUj.jpg

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What do women and spaghetti have in common?

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They both wiggle when you eat them!

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My Wi-Fi's name is sure to confuse some people

http://i.imgur.com/t9w4eya.png

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Reddit usernames...

http://i.imgur.com/FOjzjEv.jpg

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