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Thứ Tư, 3 tháng 12, 2014
Ariana Grande Got Smacked In The Head By A Victoria's Secret Model's Wings
And her face afterwards was priceless.
Ariana Grande performed at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in London on Tuesday night.
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Everything was going perfectly.
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Everything was going great.
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Then a Victoria's Secret Angel strutted up with some ginormous wings.
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Taylor Swift Totally Rocked The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Cause darling she’s a nightmare dressed like a daydream.
Step 1: Turn up looking super hot.
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In fact wear two outfits and act like you're one of the models. Because you are.
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Remind them that you too have super slim and toned legs. Poke the best one out in all its glory.
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Next: Stand tall and make that special entrance.
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Hung Like a Baby
I got married last week my fiance and I were both vigins, and the night before our wedding my fiance came up to me and said " I have to admit something.... My boobs are not really this big, I have been stuffing my bra the whole time!" I responded "it is Ok, I am not marrying you for your boobs!" "I have something to admit as well.... I am hung like a baby!" she also said "it is OK, I am not marrying you for the size of your penis!" So on our wedding night, after everyone had left we went to out hotel room. I was sitting on the bed and she told me to wait there. She went into the bathroom and cleaned up, she came out naked. I immediately told her "your boobs are beautiful and I would not change a thing!" I I started to get undressed and got to my underwear, I took them off, and she fainted. I ran over to her to check on her. When she came to she looked at me and said "I thought you were hung like a baby" "I am 7 pounds 6 ounces 19 and a half inches"
A 3-Step Guide To Knowing If Your Goat Is Happy
Scientists have looked into this important question. Here are their findings.
Goats are clearly no strangers to happiness. Just look at these little chaps.
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Thankfully, scientists have now studied this important question and provided us with some answers. They found three key indicators of goat happiness.
Happy goats have their ears pointed forwards more often.
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They have their tails pointed up more often.
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