http://ift.tt/1Atnmz6
Thứ Sáu, 5 tháng 12, 2014
The life of a penis is not an easy one.
His family is nuts, his neighbour is an ass, his owner beats him and his best friend is a pussy.
The English and the Scots.
A Englishman and a Scot are walking along the beach when the Englishman kicks over a lamp and a genie appears. He grants them one wish each. The Englishman says "I wish a hundred foot tall and 100 feet wide wall surrounded England, and no-one can get in or out." The genie snaps his fingers and says "It is done." He then turns to the Scot, who then says "Fill it with water."
Here Are The 2015 Grammy Nominations
Congratulations to Beyoncé, Miranda Lambert, Ed Sheeran, Taylor Swift, Iggy Azalea and more!
"Fancy," Iggy Azalea ft. Charli XCX
"Chandelier," Sia
"Stay With Me (Darkchild Version)," Sam Smith
"Shake It Off," Taylor Swift
"All About That Bass," Meghan Trainor
Ghost Stories, Coldplay
Bangerz, Miley Cyrus
My Everything, Ariana Grande
Prism, Katy Perry
x, Ed Sheeran
In the Lonely Hour, Sam Smith
Đăng ký:
Bài đăng (Atom)