So there's these two whales hanging in the ocean doin' whale stuff when one whale says to the other, "Hey, wanna do something fun?" "Uh, sure." "Ok, I have an idea, you see that boat up there?" "Yeah?" "Wouldn't it be really really funny if we swim up to the boat and and knock it over with our blowholes, sending all the sailors into the water?" "Yeah, lets do it!" So the whales swim up and capsize the boat by blowing water out of their blowholes, flinging all the sailors into the water. They laugh and swim away. The first whale then says to the other whale, "Hey, wouldn't it be really funny if we swam back there and ate the sailors?!" "WOAH BRO" says the other whale,"I'll go for the occasional blow job, but you can make me swallow the seamen!"
