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Thứ Năm, 11 tháng 12, 2014

Triple Filter Test!!!


In ancient Greece, Socrates was reputed to hold knowledge in the highest esteem.


One day an acquaintance met the great philosopher and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about your friend?"


"Hold on a minute," Socrates replied. "Before telling me anything I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test."


"Triple filter?"


"That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my friend, it might be a good idea to take a moment and filter what you're going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is absolutely true?"


"No," the man said, "I actually just heard about it and..."


"All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you are about to tell me about my friend something good?"


"No, on the contrary..."


"So," Socrates continued, "you want to tell me something bad about him, but you're not certain it's true. You may still pass the test though, because there's one filter left: the filter of Usefulness. Is what you want to tell me about my friend going to be useful to me?"


"No, not really."


"Well," concluded Socrates, "if what you want to tell me is neither true nor good nor even useful, why tell it to me at all?"


This is why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high esteem. It also explains why he never found out that his best friend was having a secret affair with his wife. Source



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27 Ground-Breaking Baby And Dog Friendships From 2014

Is there anything cuter?? The answer is no. There isn’t.


This duo practicing their snuggling skills.


This duo practicing their snuggling skills.


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This pair who watch every TV show together.


This pair who watch every TV show together.


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These sweeties who start every morning with a kiss.


These sweeties who start every morning with a kiss.


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These best friends who spent their summer side by side.


These best friends who spent their summer side by side.


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Poodle and Leopard


A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful old poodle, Cuddles, along for the company.


One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having lunch.


The old poodle thinks, 'Oh, oh! I'm in deep doo-doo now!' Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as the leopard is about to leap the old poodle exclaims loudly, 'Boy, that was one delicious leopard! I wonder if there are any more around here?'


Hearing this, the young leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. 'Whew!' says the leopard, 'That was close! That old poodle nearly had me!'


Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the leopard. So off he goes, but the old poodle sees him heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something must be up. The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the leopard.


The young leopard is furious at being made a fool of and says, 'Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that conniving canine!


Now, the old poodle sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back and thinks, 'What am I going to do now?', but instead of running, the dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet, and just when they get close enough to hear, the old poodle says.


'Where's that damn monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard!



Thứ Tư, 10 tháng 12, 2014

The 3 Stages Of Getting Friggin' Pumped For Christmas

IT’S SO SOOOOOOOOON!


Step 1: GET YOUR GAME FACE ON.


Step 1: GET YOUR GAME FACE ON.


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Step 2: UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT READY.


Step 2: UNDERSTAND THAT YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT READY.


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Step 3: FREAK OUT BECAUSE SANTA IS ALMOST HEEEEEERE!


Step 3: FREAK OUT BECAUSE SANTA IS ALMOST HEEEEEERE!


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