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Thứ Sáu, 12 tháng 12, 2014

The Camping Trip


Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect desert camping and riding trip.


Two days before the group is to leave Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.


Rob's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.


Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Rob sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and supper cooking on the fire.


"Dang man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"


"Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?" I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said, "now, you can do what ever you want."


So here I am.



This is a diet I can get behind

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The bridge to Hawaii


A man is cleaning out his garage and comes upon an old lamp. He figures what the heck, takes the lamp, rubs it off, and sure enough a Genie pops out. “Thank you for awakening me. I will grant you one wish.”


The man inquires “anything I want?"


“Yes, anything” says the Genie.


The man says “I’m afraid of flying but I’ve always wanted to visit Hawaii. I’d like you to build me a bridge to Hawaii so that I can drive there and visit.”


“A bridge to Hawaii?!” the Genie replies, “That’s a really tough request. The water is up to a mile deep, the swells in that part of the Pacific sometimes reach 25 feet. The bridge would have to be thousands of miles long. The amount of concrete and steel to accomplish that feat will have to come from somewhere, it will be nearly impossible. Can I implore you to think of a different wish?”


The man thinks for a bit. “OK then, I’ve always had trouble with women. Please grant me the ability to understand women.”


The Genie responds “so how many lanes you want on that bridge?”



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Jesus is watching you.


Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.


He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.


"Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened.


Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.


He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"


"Yes," said the parrot.


The burglar breathed a sigh of relief and asked the parrot: "Whats your name?"


"Clarence," said the bird.


"Thats a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"


The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus."



The World Did In Fact Stop When Nicki Minaj And Beyoncé's "Feeling Myself" Leaked

Beynika Pt. II. We are never ready.


Nicki Minaj and Beyonce snatched your edges — again — when their track "Feeling Myself" unexpectedly surfaced online last night.


Nicki Minaj and Beyonce snatched your edges — again — when their track "Feeling Myself" unexpectedly surfaced online last night.


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And true to Bey's own verse, they "stopped the world". It's becoming somewhat of a habit.


And true to Bey's own verse, they "stopped the world". It's becoming somewhat of a habit.


The lethal lyrics go "Changed the game with that digital drop / Know where you was when that digital popped / I stopped the world / Male or female, it make no difference / I stop the world / World, stop / ...Carry on."


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Here's an interpretation of what went down:



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In fact, those lines alone were too much for human capacity.


In fact, those lines alone were too much for human capacity.


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We Stalked U2's Most Dedicated Fan

To ask him some questions about the two ( two! ) cars he’s used to express his love for the band.



All photos Martin Høedholt



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