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Chủ Nhật, 14 tháng 12, 2014
A blonde was driving a bit too fast, and was pulled over by a female blonde cop
A blonde was driving a bit too fast, and was pulled over by a female blonde cop.
The cop asked the woman for her driving licence. The blonde driver fumbled through her overstuffed handbag but just couldn't find her licence. The cop said, "C'mon ma`am, it can't be that hard to find. It's rectangular and has your picture on it."
The blonde driver continued rifling through the handbag and found the only rectangular object in it: a small mirror. She looked in it, saw herself, shrugged, and handed it the cop.
The blonde cop took one look and said, "Why didn't you tell me you're a cop? Have a nice day."
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