there are 2 fish in a tank, one turns to the other and says, "How the fuck do you drive this thing?"
Chủ Nhật, 14 tháng 12, 2014
A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar.
The man sitting next to him looks over and says, "Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you." The boy looks over and responds, "My great grandfather lived to be one hundred and five". The man replies, "And he ate that much chocolate?"
"No" says the boy, "he minded his own fucking business."
13 Incredibly Adorable Holiday Tips From Your Cute Pets
The submissions from this week’s Cute or Not contest were full of super adorable holiday cheer. Don’t forget to submit your own pet and vote!
"Nothing gets the holiday feels flowing quite like some good old CHRISTMAS LIGHTS, AMIRITE?"
"Even if you're feeling a little Grinch-y, put a Santa hat on--it'll get you in the holiday spirit REAL quick."
"Reindeer antlers should be worn every day starting December 1st. DON'T TAKE 'EM OFF UNTIL CHRISTMAS." -- Weldon
"Get your Rudolph nose out and snuggle up on the couch with your favorite holiday movie!" -- Dimsy
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