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Chủ Nhật, 14 tháng 12, 2014
A blonde woman is looking for work....
So she decides to ask around her neighborhood if anybody needs any work done.
She stops at one mans house and asks
"Excuse me sir, I was wondering if you had any work that you need done around your house"
The man says
"Sure, I need my porch painted"
"Oh great!" The woman says, and she goes to get the supplies while the man goes back inside.
2 hours later, the woman knocks on the door again.
"That was fast" the man says
"Im a quick worker" the woman says, "By the way, thats a Ferarri, not a Porch"
So a mentally disturbed man walks into a dentist's office.
He says, "Doc, you gotta help me! I think I'm a moth!"
"You think you're a moth??" the dentist asks.
"Yes!"
"Well you don't need a dentist... you need a psychiatrist."
"I know," says the man.
"Then what are you doing here?"
"Well, you're light was on, so..."
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