FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
Funny Video about animals and all around the world! :)
Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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Go to Blogger edit html and find these sentences.Now replace these sentences with your own descriptions.
“Got a lot of Starbucks lovers.”
Actual lyric: "Take me into your loving arms."
Asylum Records; Atlantic Records / Via youtube.com
Actual lyric: “Got a long list of ex-lovers.”
Big Machine Records; Republic Records / Via youtube.com
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and this guy hears about her and goes to her asking "so you really give the best hanjobs in town?" the girl goes "see that mcdonalds? i've used the money i got from giving handjobs to buy that mcdonalds" so the guy is convinced and asks for a handjob, gives her 50 bucks, and it's the best handjob he's ever gotten.
he goes "wow that was amazing! do you give awesome blowjobs too?" she says "see that gas station? with the money I've made from giving blowjobs i bought that gas station". the guy is convinced again, gives her 100 bucks, and it's the best blowjob he's ever gotten.
"wow, that was even more amazing! how good is your pussy?" the girl goes "see that casino? i'd buy that casino if i had a pussy"
The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to be a dog.