If Beyoncé Songs Were About Christmas

Santa hurry down the chimney, please.

"Partition"

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Santa hurry down the chimney, please

Lemme see the presents that you got for me

Waited 25 days to get all this stuff

And all of these presents just ain't enough

Now my living room's a mess, gift wrap on the floor

Where my other presents, I want some more

Waited 25 days to get all this stuff

And all of these presents just ain't enough

"Drunk In Love"

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It's Christmas time

And everything alright

No complaints for my cookies, out the oven, warm and just right

Boy I'm bakin'

All kinds of Christmas pies and cakes

We grubbin' on em, grub-grubbin'

If you full, toss your plate

Lights are blinkin'

All over town

Waitin' for Santa to come around

Kids playin out in the snow

My baby under the mistletoe

This evenin'

I'm sangin' "Silent Night" til my voice hoarse

Then I hurry home to play

All my favorite Christmas records

Recoorts

Recoorts

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Automatic face swap with my dog went amazing

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Every year, the older brother puts the younger brother on his shoulders to set the star on top of the Christmas tree. They've been doing it since they were kids. Now they're in their 20s..

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This is why the hood can't have nice things.

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An elderly British gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane....

At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

"You have been to France before, Monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically.

The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.

"Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready."

The British gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Impossible. The British always have to show their passports on arrival in France!"

The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look.

Then he quietly explained:

"Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D-Day in June 1944, and I couldn't find any fucking Frenchmen to show it to."

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I can't even think of a caption.

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Saving the world, one booby at a time

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