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Thứ Ba, 16 tháng 12, 2014
Watch This Heroic, Giant Tortoise Save His Overturned Friend Like A Boss
This is what friendship looks like.
This tortoise really has his friend's back.
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HAAAAAAALP!
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Thank the tortoise gods that a hero is nearby.
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HUZZAH!
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The Singing Blowjob [NSFW]
So this man go to a massage parlor to get a back massage. After the massage, the masseuse offered him a singing blow job. Intrigued, the man accepts. So the masseuse turned off the lights and started giving him a blowjob. Shortly after beginning she starts singing, in a clear and coherent manor. The man was baffled. The next week he decides to go back and find out how she does it. He goes in and gets the same thing. The masseuse does her thing, turns off the lights, and starts giving him a blowjob. When she starts singing the man turns on the lights and sees a glass eye on his lap.
What The World Was Like The Last Time D'Angelo Dropped An Album
How does it feel?
D'Angelo recently released a new album, Black Messiah. It's his first album in nearly 15 years.
What happened in the year 2000, when D'Angelo released his sophomore album, Voodoo?
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J. Lo and Puff Daddy were a power couple.
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Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston had their dream wedding.
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