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Thứ Năm, 1 tháng 1, 2015
There was this small church down in Texas that had a very busty organist.
Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played the organ. Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.
So, one of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on the nipples of her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size. They warned her, though, to not eat any of the green persimmons' because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a while'. She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit and said...."Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not hath a thermon tewday."
Thoughts from 25-35 year olds
~Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.~
~I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.~
~I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.~
~I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.~
~Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...~
17 Hits From 2014 You Wish You Could Never Hear Again
We don’t mean to be “Rude,” but we could use a break from these songs.
MAGIC!, "Rude"
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The Chainsmokers, "#Selfie"
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Meghan Trainor, "All About That Bass"
We're all about not hearing this one again for a long time.
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Taylor Swift, "Shake It Off"
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