Denzel Washington is so funny...

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I noticed two large woman by the bar yesterday...

... They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey are you two ladies from Australia?"

One of them screamed back at me, "It's Wales you stupid IDIOT!

So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Australia?"

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Great Dane meets a Chihuahua

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I'm eating beans and broccoli in preparation for my sonata tonight.

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Hey Clarke can you guess who I am with these glasses on?

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everything makes more sense now.

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an idiot abroad

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