Met Sean Astin at a comic-con. I told him my wife cries at the end of 'Fellowship of the Ring,' when Sam chases after Frodo's boat, EVERY time. this was the autograph I got...

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Foreplay

After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out of the room after the class was over. Encountering a female friend in the hall, the friend asked, "Lori, what in the world is the matter with you? You look as if you're about to kill someone." "I am !!!" Lori fumed. "You just wait until I catch up with that Dennis. All summer long, that clown had me convinced that 'foreplay' involved tossing a coin for position."

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My restaurant receipt the other day. High 5's were given.

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If we're doing kisscams, this is the best one by far

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First time on a greyhound bus. All the stories are true.

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I Don't Understand How People Find These Hard...

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Oh, We're reposting Kiss Cams? This is my favorite.

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